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icicles.. it could be big, small, long, short, those fuckers are deadly either way.. you could slam it into yer temple, for all i care.. as long as it kills ya, right.. by the time they find yer body, that sucker should be melted..
that'll leave people wondering..
i forget the other ones he told me to put up.. i'll think, tho..
mine.. my best friend and i got into a fight.. was thinkin bout blowing my brains out in her bathtub.. or maybe hanging myself there, so that they'd have to open the shower curtain that they leave closed all the time, before they would discover the body hanging there..
aha! i remembered..
put on some shorts.. t shirt.. go for a nice long walk n die of frostbite.. rain and sleet make for an effective freezing agent till morning
aight!!
not a damn thing was gonna stop me till i read the death by meat grinder....
everybody eatin the sausage thing....
fuckers made me laugh, what the hell is that shit up there, its not good to laugh when your determined to do something serious...
the seriousness of the reason losses all meaning...somewhat [img]graemlins/whatever.gif[/img]
aww these are some good solutions.. the way i see it, if yer gonna do it, do it with style!
*kick
i needed a laugh..
go to south carolina and throw myself in front of rant's car..
you gotta time this one right..
drink a jug of bleach directly before a family dinner
walk in as they're saying grace
and puke your guts out all over the food and family
proceed to go into toxic shock on the floor and,
with luck,
die under the table